I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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