My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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