Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I need water and some morals
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize