return my video game
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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