i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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