I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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