I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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