Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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