I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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