turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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