whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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