his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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