I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
