I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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