I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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