these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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