I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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