Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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