Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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