1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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