he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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