is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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