Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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