thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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