But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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