But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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