Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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