If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.