I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO