But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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