i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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