I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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