Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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