so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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