You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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