Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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