He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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