what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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