belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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