We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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