so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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