Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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