He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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