Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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