even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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