My liver just broke up with me...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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