Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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