Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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