there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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