I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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