Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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