David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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