You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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